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I have a special treat for all you zombie folk out there. You can be the life of the party through this delectable method of cooking braaaains!!! Believe me, your friends will be drooooling over this.
So first things first, you need to set the oven for 1230.8 degrees Fahrenheit (or for you sensible Non-America folk, 666 degrees in Celsius) and grease up a cookie sheet. I always like to using olive oil for this. Use either spray on stuff for a nice even layer or my cheep bachelor method of mopping it on with a paper towel.
Now, it’s worth mentioning that the better cut of brain, the better the result. Fans of Justin Bieber or Kanye West are most definitely not advisable for your cut. If you want an easy catch with a decent brain, go for a college student from anywhere but BYU. After all, the BYU ones are nearly impossible to get drunk.
Though if you truly want a quality cut, a professor is the way to go, especially those in the engineering or science fields. If going for one in psychology, be sure they don’t believe in Sigmund Freud.
As for the question of male verses female, female is a nice and delicate way to go, so long as they aren’t cheerleaders. With females, in general, some have found the flavor to be on complex side. If going for male, for a more clear cut taste, make sure its not a football player who’s had one too many concussions.
Alrighty, enough about finding the right cut. Let’s move on to preparation. Dig in with your fingers to give your brain a nice massage. This is how you make it nice and tender. Then give it a slap!
After this, it’s time to put it on the cookie sheet and prepare the glaze to go on top. In a sauce pan, mix 1/2 cup of lemon juice, a tablespoon of worcestershire, a dash of rosemary, a dash of thyme or perhaps more (after all, you can never have enough, am I right?), a quarter cup of honey, and my favorite ingredient, tabasco sauce (Some use a little, some use a lot. I use a lot!). Bring the sauce to a boil as you stir, stir, stir, stir. Then stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir. Repeat.
After the sauce is done, poor it liberally across the brain, along with an un-drained can of diced pineapples. Put it in the oven for 13 minutes. After all, with a temperature of 1230.8 degrees, it’s done in a jiffy. Enjoy the fragrance as you take it out. Before serving, let it sit for 5 minutes.
Tune in next time for why livers are to die for!